Have you ever heard of 'Spoonerism'?
That is knowing what you want to say,
But the words come out wrong ,
Instead of stamp,you say stamp,
And what about pump and dump.
Have you said "I've got clamp"
When you mean "I've got a cramp".
Or have you ever needed a lamp when out at camp?
But instead said,"I need a camp for a lamp"
Odd as it may sound,
You need lesson in sounds,
Spoonerism makes people frown! |